作业帮求英语笑话 要新点的求点英语笑话 新点的 别把别人的回答复制过来
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求英语笑话 要新点的求点英语笑话 新点的 别把别人的回答复制过来
求英语笑话 要新点的
求点英语笑话 新点的 别把别人的回答复制过来
求英语笑话 要新点的求点英语笑话 新点的 别把别人的回答复制过来
一 Can we have our teacher back?
Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school.One room was very noisy,so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking.He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner.Five minutes later,a smalll boy came out of the first room and said,"When can we have our teacher back?"
能让我们的老师回去吗?
有一次,一位督学去视察一个只有三间教室的学校.一间教室非常吵闹,因此督学抓住其中一个正在站着说话的人,把他带进另一间教室,并让他站在墙角.五分钟以后,一个小男孩从第一间教室走进来,问道,“您什么时候能让我们的老师回去呢?”
二 Who's More Polite?
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies.But the fat man knew he was more courteous because,whenever he got up and offered his seat,two ladies could sit down.
谁更有礼貌?
一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌.瘦子说他更有礼貌,因为他经常对女士摘帽示意.但是胖子认为他更有风度,因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时,总有两位女士能坐下.
三 Expensive Price
Dentist:I'm sorry,madam,but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
Mother:Twenty-five dollars!But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
Dentist:I usually do.But your son yelled so loud,he scared four other patients out of the office.
昂贵的代价
牙科医生：对不起,夫人,为给您的儿子拔牙,我得收二十五美元.
母亲：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀?
牙科医生：是的.但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤,他都吓跑四位病人了.